Are you just as excited as I am? You just don't know how happy I am right now. This election is almost over and I can't wait! No more negative ads. No more talk of lipstick on pigs. We won't even have to hear the word "maverick" anymore.
No more finger-pointing and weird facial expressions by John McCain. No more talk about "change" from Barack Obama. “Saturday Night Live” may even stop with the Sarah Palin skits (I know, long shot). After Nov. 4 we will be free from all of it.
Don't get me wrong. I respect all the candidates. But they are making the election more painful than it has to be. I wanted to hear about gas prices, the economy and the war. Not about how much they spend on clothes or ads. And why should I care about some guy named Joe who is supposedly a plumber?
So on Nov. 4 lets have a huge party to celebrate the end of the election season. We can even have cake and (low fat) ice cream!
