WARNING: This will not be your ordinary slow-pitch coed softball league. Please proceed with CAUTION:
While playing in the MOC Sports Softball Federation (MSSF) players will experience complete game-in and career statistical tracking, they will face a fun, yet challenging Pre-Season, Regular Season, and Post-Season schedule. Players have also been known to vote for their favorite All-Stars, while playing in an All-Star game and Home Run Derby. A few, but some participants will win weekly performance based cash-incentives and other great prizes. The risk of League Newsletters, Polls, Contests, Breaking News, Game and Team Analysis, Records Book, and more are extremely high in the MSSF.
The FDA is currently investigating if a coed softball league this real and this much fun poses any serious or adverse health concerns, as there have be several reports of participants who have suffered from Swollen Ego Disease (SED), Post High-School Glory-Day Syndrome (Post GDS), and “If he says anything else about that softball league” Disorder, commonly referred to as Annoyed Wife/Girlfriend.
To get your dose of MSSF, please visit http://www.raleighsoftball.net. Free Agent and Team pre-registrations are being accepted and space is guaranteed to fill up fast!
